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  • had totally forgotten that Benn Hill was in 'The Italian Job'. fantastic.
  • I got no words. an early review of the book: http://tinyurl.com/43tm2sa
  • - only 44 remaining! RT @ RT @ only 51 copies remaining for the advanced run of my book. http://tinyurl.com/49sfyfk
  • is it wrong to want to sign an email/tweet to another man with 'xoxo' it is? tell me when it isn't and @ gets the first one.
  • only 51 copies remaining for the advanced run of my book. if you want it signed, I suggest you move with haste! http://tinyurl.com/49sfyfk
  • Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves [Behan]
  • - already through 1/2 the advance copy batch. want my book? want it signed? move swift! http://tinyurl.com/3ehvtty
  • FYI – anyone who buys the hard copy version of my book, will get the Kindle/iPad ebook for free [5 weeks] http://tinyurl.com/49sfyfk
  • : hi. name's Aric. I wrote a book. if you'd like to buy it, you can. starting… now! http://tinyurl.com/4kh6oh4
  • [I also did it 'cause I thought it would impress @ - http://tinyurl.com/4olzocl ]
  • I'm no good at keeping secrets… we've been recording an audio version of the book. here's a taste http://tinyurl.com/4olzocl
  • I want a Vampire Killing Kit, please. http://coolhqpix.blogspot.com/2009/02/vampire-killing-kit.html
  • : last round of questions before the pre-sale. anyone got a query related to [doesn't have to be] the book?
  • : any 5 souls want to pre-pre order the book? need to send the printer a deposit tomorrow. what if I promise to sign your copy in the nude?
  • : 5 hours and 17 minutes spent pouring over final text proofing with my typesetter. brutal. good news is, I think we got a book out of it.
  • : while I refuse to link to TMZ, anyone who wonders how fucking cool Jeff Bridges is – in real life – should check it out.
  • : someone please somehow combine @ and a honey badger. for no other reason than world domination. and fun.
  • dear shrimps, you shall be eaten. dear wine, you shall be drunk. dear The Wind and The Lion, you shall be watched — big Monday!
  • all of you boys stalking the innocent @ and @ can thank me now. I've just helped you uncover their weaknesses.
  • am I the only one who gets slightly euphoric after drinking two cups of camomille tea, waiting an hour, and then peeing? just me? ok. cool.
  • ‎: dear Facebook, thanks for letting me know which friends are funny, which friends are talented and which friends are bat-shit crazy. Aric
  • dear Canada: http://tinyurl.com/4pefhnq
  • gumbo, a bottle full of pinot grigio, house all to myself and a treasure hunter movie. call me old, but I'm loving it.
  • Chris Brown reportedly recording a cover album… didn't he just finish up recreating Ike Turner's Greatest Hits?
April 3, 2011