- had totally forgotten that Benn Hill was in 'The Italian Job'. fantastic.
- I got no words. an early review of the book: http://tinyurl.com/43tm2sa
- - only 44 remaining! RT @ RT @ only 51 copies remaining for the advanced run of my book. http://tinyurl.com/49sfyfk
- is it wrong to want to sign an email/tweet to another man with 'xoxo' it is? tell me when it isn't and @ gets the first one.
- only 51 copies remaining for the advanced run of my book. if you want it signed, I suggest you move with haste! http://tinyurl.com/49sfyfk
- Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves [Behan]
- - already through 1/2 the advance copy batch. want my book? want it signed? move swift! http://tinyurl.com/3ehvtty
- FYI – anyone who buys the hard copy version of my book, will get the Kindle/iPad ebook for free [5 weeks] http://tinyurl.com/49sfyfk
- : hi. name's Aric. I wrote a book. if you'd like to buy it, you can. starting… now! http://tinyurl.com/4kh6oh4
- [I also did it 'cause I thought it would impress @ - http://tinyurl.com/4olzocl ]
- I'm no good at keeping secrets… we've been recording an audio version of the book. here's a taste http://tinyurl.com/4olzocl
- I want a Vampire Killing Kit, please. http://coolhqpix.blogspot.com/2009/02/vampire-killing-kit.html
- : last round of questions before the pre-sale. anyone got a query related to [doesn't have to be] the book?
- : any 5 souls want to pre-pre order the book? need to send the printer a deposit tomorrow. what if I promise to sign your copy in the nude?
- : 5 hours and 17 minutes spent pouring over final text proofing with my typesetter. brutal. good news is, I think we got a book out of it.
- : while I refuse to link to TMZ, anyone who wonders how fucking cool Jeff Bridges is – in real life – should check it out.
- : someone please somehow combine @ and a honey badger. for no other reason than world domination. and fun.
- dear shrimps, you shall be eaten. dear wine, you shall be drunk. dear The Wind and The Lion, you shall be watched — big Monday!
- all of you boys stalking the innocent @ and @ can thank me now. I've just helped you uncover their weaknesses.
- am I the only one who gets slightly euphoric after drinking two cups of camomille tea, waiting an hour, and then peeing? just me? ok. cool.
- : dear Facebook, thanks for letting me know which friends are funny, which friends are talented and which friends are bat-shit crazy. Aric
- dear Canada: http://tinyurl.com/4pefhnq
- gumbo, a bottle full of pinot grigio, house all to myself and a treasure hunter movie. call me old, but I'm loving it.
- Chris Brown reportedly recording a cover album… didn't he just finish up recreating Ike Turner's Greatest Hits?
April 3, 2011